A coming-of-age narrative in bitesize chunks. Suitable for short journeys. May contain nuts, love and death and an ever increasing population of white mice.

No neck pickup, no pickup selector, no tone control. One DiMarzio Superdistortion humbucker and a volume knob. Try getting clean sound from any amp. No, you can’t. You’re welcome. Made in Japan. Gold colour. Once careful owner.

With only a Joy Division oven glove for spiritual guidance, Stan McEwan sets off in search of truth and booty across the post-secondary modern playground of glibsville, UK.